MY MISTRESS EYES ARE NOTHING LIKE THE SUNTAN (From the Archive)
Originally published in The Oracle’s “Notes from the Middle of Nowhere” 218: March 28, 1991
Isn’t it interesting that in order to be beautiful in America, your hair must be lighter than it started out - and your skin must be darker?
Merely weeks ago, thousands upon thousands of college stude…
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